ridge45 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2006 I had a crazy dream last night. In the dream me, some of the guys from my team, and some guys from other teams all went to this school called the Wrestling Academy [or somethin' like that]. Our team needed a 160 and the only guy we could call on was Royce Gracie. In my dream Royce was a junior and 16 years old. I confronted him and asked him if he would want to join. Heres pretty much that Dialogue:Me: Could you come out and wrestle 160 for us.Royce: I don't know. I don't really feel like it. Me: WTF!?!?!? Your one of the greatest brazilian Jhu-Jhitsu {spelling?} fighters of all time. It's not the most different thing in the world in relation to what you already do. Royce: I just don't know. Get off my back.Me: Why don't you make me get off your back, jerk. [i then jump on his back on attempt a rear naked choke...yea I know]We then begin to fight and I wake up. I know it doesn't sound really funny when typed out but it was pretty funny. Just thought i'd share it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chicks Dig Scars 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2006 I thought it was pretty good. Thanks for sharing. :-D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eville dad 17 Report post Posted October 19, 2006 Thats a great dream, dont stop there;So what happened next?Did he tap out?Did you go flying?Did your wrestling brothers jump in?Did a teacher write you up?Did Ken Shamrock show up as the 2nd period substitute teacher?Did Tito Ortiz show up ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreatgatsby 23 Report post Posted October 19, 2006 I thought it was funny when you told me. But its waaaay funnier when I read it. :-D :-D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern112 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 oh my gosh....lol...no its pretty funny typed too...haha i could totally see u doin that too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridge45 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 Right before I woke up he said somethin' while he was reversing my ill fated rear naked. It was somethin' like "now i'm gonna put you in my tiawana turantula clutch". lol. Or somethin' like that.Thats a great dream, dont stop there;So what happened next?Did he tap out?Did you go flying?Did your wrestling brothers jump in?Did a teacher write you up?Did Ken Shamrock show up as the 2nd period substitute teacher?Did Tito Ortiz show up ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern112 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2006 Right before I woke up he said somethin' while he was reversing my ill fated rear naked. It was somethin' like "now i'm gonna put you in my tiawana turantula clutch". lol. Or somethin' like that.Haha....I bet you woke up sweatin...that is too funny....next ur gonna dream about gettin chuck lidell to wrestle 125 for ya...lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridge45 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 lol. Yea right. Like Chuck Laddel wants any of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ontherise 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 wow that is one messed up dream. lol ya ur def a wrestler!! but seriously can you imagine a 16 year old royce gracie OMG!!! that would be crucial. he would be wrestling and accidentally put someone to sleep...lol but ya that us some funny stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern112 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 wow that is one messed up dream. lol ya ur def a wrestler!! but seriously can you imagine a 16 year old royce gracie OMG!!! that would be crucial. he would be wrestling and accidentally put someone to sleep...lol but ya that us some funny stuffLol gettin knocked out cold in wrestling is terrible.I was wrestling travis sullivan during the preseason a couple years ago and he went to hip toss me and i got out of it...but unfortunatly i landed on my head and those mats feel like concrete sometimes...I was like...whose there...Where am I??....I gotta wrestle in a couple minuites(not knowing i just wrestled).... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ontherise 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 getting knocked out or choked out sucks period. my friend and i were working on some random martial arts and i was showing him how to choke someone out and i put him to sleep on accident, well when he came to he was like whoaa that was wierd. lol the next 20 minutes consisted of me running away from him while he tried to return the favor of choking me out, but ya moral of the story, DONT GET CHOKED OUT OR KNOCKED OUT (its not fun) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridge45 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 Yea it sucks. I train MMA with a bunch of guys. One of the guys is named Rick and he has train Jiu-Jhits-su [spelling?]. We were just runnin' through some basic stuff like triangle chokes, arm bars, knee bars, kimoras, etc. We started to roll around a little and he threw in the triangle. He's a grown man and he is strong as hell. He threw it on tight as hell. Right when I was gonna tap I went out. He had it in for like 5 seconds after I was asleep. It sucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern112 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 Yea it sucks. I train MMA with a bunch of guys. One of the guys is named Rick and he has train Jiu-Jhits-su [spelling?]. We were just runnin' through some basic stuff like triangle chokes, arm bars, knee bars, kimoras, etc. We started to roll around a little and he threw in the triangle. He's a grown man and he is strong as hell. He threw it on tight as hell. Right when I was gonna tap I went out. He had it in for like 5 seconds after I was asleep. It sucked.(RANDOMIve been poked in the eye before....(ur spose to laugh now) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridge45 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 lol. The worst thing thats happened to me was at Christian County. The Bullit Central guy kneed me in the face and I was black and blue for about a week and a half. I won that match by the way. Something like 17-4 or 5 I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern112 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 lol. The worst thing thats happened to me was at Christian County. The Bullit Central guy kneed me in the face and I was black and blue for about a week and a half. I won that match by the way. Something like 17-4 or 5 I think.Did u win by tech fall or just alot of points?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridge45 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 Just a lot of poin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern112 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 Just a lot of poino0o0o0o0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrp8825 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2006 Something like 17-4 or 5 I think.Did u win by tech fall or just alot of points?? can you read lile??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridge45 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2006 Yea Lile. lol. Are illiterate or somethin'? Jesus Christ. haha. Just jokin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
overweight 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2006 How in the heck did you get this may replies? Now I did too! WOW! Funny though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern112 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2006 Something like 17-4 or 5 I think.Did u win by tech fall or just alot of points?? can you read lile???lol it was late....haha.My english teacher asks me the same thing lol....sept i get a smack in the face with a ruler... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridge45 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2006 Yea i'm pretty shocked that this topic has gotten so many replies. LET'S KEEP IT GOIN' PEOPLE!!!...and let's all pray that Patrick learns to read at a 3rd grade level soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern112 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2006 Yea i'm pretty shocked that this topic has gotten so many replies. LET'S KEEP IT GOIN' PEOPLE!!!...and let's all pray that Patrick learns to read at a 3rd grade level soon.lol 4th...get it right...4TH!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
overweight 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2006 I heard they ran the curb for you guys, sure you made it past second, heard everthing was read and tell,,,,LOL I loved it like that, Grappler of old never had that, all they had was multiple choice and all the answers were the same,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,! He is going to cream me now, just hope he does not throw those shorts he has at me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Granby 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2006 I heard they ran the curb for you guys, sure you made it past second, heard everthing was read and tell,,,,LOL I loved it like that, Grappler of old never had that, all they had was multiple choice and all the answers were the same,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,! He is going to cream me now, just hope he does not throw those shorts he has at me!lol....thats great those arent even classified as shorts i would call those underwear.....lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
